doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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