I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
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Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
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Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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