David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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