drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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