He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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