After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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