You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
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