Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
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my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...