I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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