This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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