i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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