what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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