I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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