First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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