well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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