ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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