I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
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Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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