He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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