I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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