Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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