Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
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