i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
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