try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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