We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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