Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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