I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
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