I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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