My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
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the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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