bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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