It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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