It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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