The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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