I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
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Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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