i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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