He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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