just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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