i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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