would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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