Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
How naked do you want me to be?
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