we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
You coming home soon, man?
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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