ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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