no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
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He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
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We had sex on a dog bed..
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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