im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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