I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
All I want is dick and wine.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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