i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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