you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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