Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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