We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize