You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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