I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
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He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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