My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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