Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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