In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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